Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize