yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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