im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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