the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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