Where is the hickey?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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