Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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