Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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