They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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