He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It's official drugs can't kill me
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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