At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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