But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
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I think I can smell my own vagina right now
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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