I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
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so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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