a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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