At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
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I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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