If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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