Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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You. Win. At. Life.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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