I wanna bring you to show and tell
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
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i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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