Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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