toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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