Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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