Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
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