You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
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he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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