They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
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My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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