after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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