We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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