idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
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Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You were trust falling into bushes
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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