Heybabeimwearingurpanties
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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