Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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