you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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