I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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