fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize