You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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