how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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