i just had sex bonerless
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i would one night stand the shit outta him
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'm having to shit out rocks
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