I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
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The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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