and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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