turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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