Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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Must have been at Mekong
There no one else is fucking first
Hell yeah 1216!!!!!
In Soviet Russia, closet wakes up in you!
Til Summer? What a skirt. If THAT'S the worst that has happened to you, you don't deserve to be served.
Nicee. My friend woke up at my house. We both didn't know how she got there.
Third
I woke up in the catwalk
Now you know you don't really mean that
Holy shit, that's my area code.
In Soviet Russia, summer drinks you!
Done that. Best st. Patty's day to date. Topping it it it this year will be a challenge, but I'm gonna try
Did you come out of the closet?
Wow weak.
pshhh wait until ur pissing in a closet hiding behind a mattress from the cops that have thoroughly searched the room 2 times lol
Chode?
Dumb
Sounds like my brother in law except for him it's waking up in the bathroom naked.
Wow you are a fucking loser. Please drink enough to give yourself brain damage and then drink a 5th of bleach and ammonia so we can be rid of your bullshit three shot tolerance.
Pussy
Ohhhhhhh I love summer
U should come out of the closet while ur at it... -imglourious basterd...
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