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You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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