i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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