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  • 122 44
    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Jan 9, 11 at 7:25pm
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    My dick is 50 nipples long.

    • 58 53
      Submitted by said8ED on Jan 9, 11 at 8:25pm
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      mouse nipples

  • 111 59
    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Jan 9, 11 at 5:16pm
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    Well, it's a little more publicly polite than using your dick as a form of measurement (plus, that'd probably be off by an inch or so anyways :p )

  • 82 48
    Submitted by LoveDumpster on Jan 9, 11 at 7:01pm
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    Is that metric?

  • 68 46
    Submitted by ayooo on Jan 10, 11 at 12:01am
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    yeah, it's cold as tits outside

  • 64 39
    Submitted by Kensaru on Jan 10, 11 at 1:08am
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    They were measuring whipped cream, it's understandable.

  • 70 77
    Submitted by stantheman on Jan 9, 11 at 6:46pm
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    I only use my nipples to measure the distance between my mothers teeth.

    • 40 36
      Submitted by said8ED on Jan 9, 11 at 7:41pm
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      nasty and....I like it

  • 55 51
    Submitted by crazyman217 on Jan 9, 11 at 8:27pm
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    Is that a unit of time? as in, how long it takes a nipple to get hard on a cold day?

  • 50 42
    Submitted by Bluepen75 on Jan 10, 11 at 6:23pm
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    Nipples are different sizes so how does it work? It's like when they used to measure horses in "hands"

  • 50 51
    Submitted by LuckyJester on Jan 10, 11 at 12:50am
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    my mouth is cup size C.

  • 46 58
    Submitted by ItsmeSpeedyG on Jan 10, 11 at 6:03am
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    Why not? You know that "a cunt hair" is just a fraction of an inch. How many hairs are in a nip?

  • 44 59
    Submitted by gunsnroses1350 on Jan 10, 11 at 10:42am
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    1 nipple = 1 silver dollar pancake

  • 35 46
    Submitted by angorashi on Jan 10, 11 at 6:55pm
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    Cold as a morning nipple!

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Alex_The_Man on Jan 9, 11 at 11:26pm
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    I don't understand, is this supposed to be a girl nipple or a guy nipple? There different you know.

  • 33 48
    Submitted by candy29 on Jan 11, 11 at 5:17pm
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    I do it referring to like my hair length.. Like I wasn't my hair to get past my nipples but it currently reaches half way down my nipples. Maybe something along those lines haha

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Waterborne on Jan 9, 11 at 11:12pm
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    Said8, dude... You spend more time sucking off other people's posts more than anything else..

    • 31 51
      Submitted by said8ED on Jan 9, 11 at 11:24pm
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      so...what? You wanna blow me now? I don't go slagging other posters, so, GFY

  • 42 84
    Submitted by hotlanta on Jan 9, 11 at 5:33pm
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    She could be comparing them to pepperonis...

  • 35 75
    Submitted by singer4life666 on Jan 9, 11 at 9:29pm
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    I'm not surprised this would come from here.I probably know you op because most of the people I know use nipples as units measurements. Haha.

  • 31 96
    Submitted by adah on Jan 9, 11 at 9:29pm
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    It is posibol but might take a wiel