it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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