Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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