$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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