I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize