rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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