i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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