I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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