so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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