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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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